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Friday, August 15, 2008

Here are some of the jokes already received.

We take no responsibility for any pain induced by reading some of them!

Q: What's white and runny?

A: Paula Radcliffe.

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Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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Here are some of the jokes already received.We take no responsibility for any pain induced by reading some of them!

Q: What's white and runny?
A: Paula Radcliffe.

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.

Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

Q: What do you call a blonde in College?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do ghosts wear in the rain?
A: Ca-ghouls!

A man came home from work, had his tea and said to his wife: "Put your coat on I'm going out."
"Where are you taking me," she said.
He replied: "No-where, I'm knocking the heating off until I come home!"

A Swansea City fan and his wife are in court fighting over a bitter divorce.
The judge asks the woman why she wants to divorce her husband.
She says: "He loves his Swans more than he loves me!"
He gets up and says: "I love Cardiff City more than I love her!"

Q: What's a cow's favourite vegetable?
A: A cowat!

Q: Why did the orange stop?
A: It ran out of juice!






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