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Saturday, November 15, 2008, 07:00

Talk Proper

I started life with lots of chalks

Drawing pictures on the pavement

The rain has brought this game to naught

As a form of entertainment.

I now make money — twice as much

Teaching budgerigars

conversation,

People buy them for bargain

struck

When they holler obscenities

without persuasion!

It is a degenerate livelihood

I admit, that you will stricture,

However the harm it does is good

— I'll put you in the picture:

Vocabulary is what you need

For a choice of words enchanting

And illuminated loquacity

precedes

Improvements in status quo

advancing.

Ken Geach

Park Street, Ammanford.












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