Neighbours you don't fancy — is there anything worse?
I wouldn't mind, but she's got a body like Mr Blobby.
And more spots.
There's nothing worse than a neighbour you don't find very attractive.
It is Cardiff City next for the Swans, and this is as big a derby as I can remember.
If I had to put my house on it — or even Mrs Blobby's next door — I'd bet on Swansea City's season being over on May 3.
After a few performances where the lads have looked a bit cream crackered, I think sealing a play-off place is now asking too much.
After all, Swansea will need to emerge from probably their worst spell of form this season by producing their best to have any chance of reaching the top six.
And even then a place in the top half-dozen wouldn't be guaranteed.
Just because 72 points have meant overtime in the past, they might not this season.
Saying all that, a win at Cardiff will have me believing again.
It will also see me dancing round the away end at Ninian Park like a lunatic and possibly crowing just a little.
Not only will a victory keep alive Swansea's play-off hopes, it will also do damage to Cardiff's.
And we don't want the Bluebirds getting into the Premier League before Roberto Martinez has carried our lot all the way there.
I'm not one for all the hostility and I hope there is no trouble in Cardiff next week.
But that doesn't mean I want to see them in the top flight.
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ROBERTO Martinez reckons Jason Scotland is just like Romario.
Of course he is — just like I'm Bobby Moore.
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BROKEN records spring to mind when Wales managers talk about make-or-break qualifying games.
Wales are on the brink again ahead of the weekend clash with Finland, when defeat will bring an end to hopes of reaching the 2010 World Cup.
I like what Tosh and Brian Flynn are doing — the batch of players they could soon have to pick from offers hope of what might lay ahead.
But a date in South Africa next summer?
There's more chance of me getting a second date.
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