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Jack Gold

How they did — my view on Swansea's regulars

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

"DRY your eyes," said my mam, "the football starts again in couple of months."

"That's not why I'm crying," I said.

"I'm crying because I've lost my cherry."

It's my favourite bit of a Bakewell tart.

Anyway, with the season over, it's time for my...

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Imagine what Martinez could do with £6million

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I WAS never much good at maths. I thought long division was something to do with the Beazer Homes League, and that algebra played in the African...

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Claret? More like flat beer!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I'VE never liked the clarets — I'm a cider man myself. The old man likes his French plonk — he was supping it the other night when we...

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The final act? Not if Swans have their way

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

EASTER's the only time of year when I go in for a bit of egg-chasing, and I'm not talking about the Ospreys. Fortunately. After the job he did on...

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Thanks for nothing, Mike

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

I STOPPED to help a bloke who had something wrong with his car the other week. I got the bonnet open, found the problem and got him going again....

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Jordi's a wanted man — and that's a dead cert

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I WENT down the bookies last week and they offered me 20,000,000-1 against me getting canonized. They wouldn't give me odds on me pulling on...

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Neighbours you don't fancy — is there anything worse?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

THE weather's cheered up this week and the woman next door has started sunbathing naked in the garden. I wouldn't mind, but she's got a body like...

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Where's all the fizz gone?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

"THE spark has gone out of Swansea City," I said to my old man. "The same thing happened to me and your mother's marriage 30 years ago," he said....

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Liberty crowd was a real shocker

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

REAL Madrid make me real mad. And Liverpool, Chelsea, Juventus and all the rest. Swansea City are playing their best football since the last...

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Anderson deserves a warm reception from Swans fans

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

PAUL Anderson apparently has no regrets over choosing Nottingham Forest ahead of Swansea City last summer. He would say that, wouldn't he? The...

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About Jack Gold

About Jack Gold

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