“Sune their wil b a polic cumminshoner - u cud rite to him and c wot he sayes.”

“how can i contect with police comishnor can u plz help me?”

“uzen yur wii”

“woz it damarged
maybee u can get victem suport”

“Wen did we al be*** sutch fickos? i fort we wer lernt inglish in skool.”

“ITT flickoes and bad speallings”

“Is all this carp an example of the Welsh education system???
Somebody should be VERY ashamed!”

“useroo 7 wear is useroos 1 2 3 4 5 6
keep off r tork ok stik 2 wot u no not us u no nuffin see we cuds be n e body and not welsh so thair”

“'useroo 7 wear is useroos 1 2 3 4 5 6
keep off r tork ok stik 2 wot u no not us u no nuffin see we cuds be n e body and not welsh so thair"'

So what's all that? Does that make sense to anybody?”

“user001
u fick or summfing
u gots yr own stuped fing on hear so stik wiv it ok
i red it and its carp”

“SWEPuser001 - iz u halfin trubble makkin cense of deez poasts? u iz two owld u nead two gett owt moor”

“For goodness' sake, couldn't the editors of this online publication have advised the OP that they needed to edit their post so that it was legible. Or was it printed in order for readers to make fun of the OP.”

“legible
u meens litrayt and gramer corect
ficko
legible wood meen speyeder riting wots carnt be red”

“wots that animul wiv blood on his chops
ow dair u call the editor wot rites this stuf a sake
u got rong way rownd gwyddno its ellegble riten wots wobbli an cruk ed”