Warden abuse will be caught on body cameras in Swansea

“Capn Banzai, Nay matey I was an R05 the Big Bird. Aden Campaign in 67 - I always remember my first patrol. As I was the only one cleared for the Sterling I had one of those over my shoulder and just before I went down the ladder the Chief handed me a wooden crate with instructions to take care. As I sat in the cutter my curiosity got the better of me and I opened the lid. Twelve mills bombs. I mean just over 17 and they give me a sub-machine gun and a crate of grenades!
My grandfather used to frequent the West Cross Hotel every day for his pint of Woodpecker back in the early 60's.
Glad to hear that it has been kept open, we lived in the house which was knocked down to provide the green patch going towards Oystermouth just next door. The big tree on the patch used to be at the end of our garden.”

“Aye. Jim o' the West Cross Hotel. Now be the West Cross Inn.
Thinks me back, I hears you be on the R09 for a quick eyeing of a Phantom F-4K with a Blackburn Buccaneer.
It be befores that Rud Stewart and the winking dummy. #I am sailing....... Urgh! Pass ye the slop bucket.
'Desire Does Not Rest' be thee pledge.”

“Aye. Jim o' the WX Hotel. Now be the WX Inn.
Thinks me back, I hears you be on the R09 for a quick eyeing of Phantom F-4K with a Blackburn Buccaneer.
'Desire Does Not Rest' be thee pledge.”

“oops double posting - not sure what happened there. Capn banzai I'll have you know they hadn't even built the Ark when I joined up! Which pub is this Capt. Jim Roger's Inn at West Cross I used to live in West Cross near the West Cross Hotel.”

“neathoy your a real turnip!”

“Neathboy, no of course you weren't talking about me so when you wrote

" so that might explain u (sic) being in the army." ( by the way 'you' has three letters not just the last one)

You weren't talking about me but probably some other chap named U? ( I believe U is a Burmese honorific roughly equivalent to Mr so I suppose any Burmese man would do.)

I really do like your comment " We all know u don't have to be the brightest to be in the army, but u have to have the ability to obey orders blindly." I'll have to arrange for you to meet some of my old pals - they don't live too far away, Hereford in fact. I'm sure they would love to discuss your labelling of them as not too bright and only having the ability to follow orders blindly.

It's very interesting to hear what you think of the many brave men and women who are facing real danger on a daily basis while you are snug and warm at home.

It's interesting you want to drag my parents into all this. My parents taught all their children manners, civility, the ability to think for ourselves and above all the famous saying by Edmund Burke " All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing". We have an annual family reunion and at the last one I counted a load of degrees ranging from BA's & Bsc's all the way up to Doctorates, and three millionaires so I guess you could say that they didn't do a bad job.

It would appear your parents taught you to obey all orders without thinking, very popular in Germany, Japan and Russia before the last war I believe. Did you have a uniform? Perhaps something with shiny leather shorts, brown shirts and an arm band with a funny little cross on it?

Anyway please don't bother to reply I'm sure you are having enough problems trying to remove your tail which apparently has got wedged firmly between your legs!”

“Neathboy, no of course you weren't talking about me so when you wrote

" so that might explain u (sic) being in the army." ( by the way 'you' has three letters not just the last one)

You weren't talking about me but probably some other chap named U? ( I believe U is a Burmese honorific roughly equivalent to Mr so I suppose any Burmese man would do.)

I really do like your comment " We all know u don't have to be the brightest to be in the army, but u have to have the ability to obey orders blindly." I'll have to arrange for you to meet some of my old pals - they don't live too far away, Hereford in fact. I'm sure they would love to discuss your labelling of them as not too bright and only having the ability to follow orders blindly.

It's very interesting to hear what you think of the many brave men and women who are facing real danger on a daily basis while you are snug and warm at home.

It's interesting you want to drag my parents into all this. My parents taught all their children manners, civility, the ability to think for ourselves and above all the famous saying by Edmund Burke " All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing". We have an annual family reunion and at the last one I counted a load of degrees ranging from BA's & Bsc's all the way up to Doctorates, and three millionaires so I guess you could say that they didn't do a bad job.

It would appear your parents taught you to obey all orders without thinking, very popular in Germany, Japan and Russia before the last war I believe. Did you have a uniform? Perhaps something with shiny leather shorts, brown shirts and an arm band with a funny little cross on it?

Anyway please don't bother to reply I'm sure you are having enough problems trying to remove your tail which apparently has got wedged firmly between your legs!”

“Arrrr... well shiver me timbers. Tis an old tar with shenanigans a plenty due to any scallwags who try n plunder his craft. Take heed ye lubbers not to rock his boat else ye be for a keelhauling to be sure.”

“maxmin be swab on the Ark.
Press gang be takes him from Capt. Jim Roger's Inn at West Cross.
Took 3 of the cosh I be hears.”

“maxmin i would have never had u down as the navy type. Anyway I'll take it with a pinch of salt. And of course i wasn't talking about U stop being so paranoid. Right i said it before and this time i mean it as far as i'm concerned this subject is closed, it's not much fun anymore your too easy to wind up ha ha ha”