Don't make me go to school today.

Oh Mam fach, I don't feel well.

Look at my complexion,

I'm burning up, look, can't you tell?

Don't make me go to school today,

my pulse is much too quick.

My stomach's doing somersaults,

I think I may be sick.

Don't make me go to school today

I really hate it there,

The children all ignore me.

It's as if I'm just not there

Don't make me go to school today,

I hate the things they say

'Four eyes' 'Specky fool' and worse

Teachers are very cruel today.

Don't make me go to school today

They're all mad, they just don't care

They put chewing gum on all my seats

And flick boogers in my hair

Don't make me go to school today

I hate it, it's not funny,

yesterday the school bully

made me 'eat' my 'dinner' money

You have to go to school today.

It won't be a disaster,

Stand up to them don't let them win.

It's your first day . . . as headmaster

Neil Davies

High Street

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